I am holding a finger clamp.

Aren't these the best pearly whites in the world?

Stamper obviously took the offense at my last post.

Its sad.... On Saturday, I spied this new submission from Tom Fulp! It's... weird.... to say the least. Just look at the screenshot i took...
And sorry about the low definition, it's newgrounds's fault...

Well! I made the first Needl and Mob guy!

His name is Dr. Mem Brane. He is just an egg with no shell, but with the membrane still in place. Anything touching him causes extreme pain and discomfort, but he is difficult to kill.

Lol, I went through 4 of my new eggs before successfully making an unbroken membrane.

I should find something better to do with my time.us

Wow! An original idea!

You've all seen the Weebl and Bob series, right? Well, in Family and Consumer Sciences (FACS) at school, we blewout some eggs and called them Eddie. What if I made fun (they're laughing with us) of Weebl and Bob? I could make a couple of egg-mations! However, instead of caring for them, I'll fill them with water and red food coloring and have some badass fights! Lol...

Any ideas? I was thinking I could rename Mob to Snob, but I guess it wouldn't fit, exactly... seeing as how this will be unsnobbyish. And nobody steal my idea. I seriously actually really completely assure myself this could have potential!

It's been a while, friends.

NFSC was pretty nice. The graphics and 3D acting were smooth. It was fun to blow stuff up. There was an... let's say INTRIGUING story. THe voice acting was appropriate. The humor was mild. The speed was fast. The unlockables were there. I could replay a stage over and over, but without boredom. However, it felt that something was missing.

It was a cold, rainy day at the [censored] residence. Young master Zack was sick in bed with Influenza, excused from his learning and exempt from the children's foolish trifles. Groaning with tiredness and pain as he leaned over and bent up and retrieved his dark laptop from it's dusty nook in the wall.
"Hmm..." thought Master Zack as he logged into Newgrounds.com. "It seems I have acquired a Fan Base." For in his three days of sickness, Newgrounds was still moving, throttling mankinds's laughter until they died. Master Zack's fan's sent him many P M. He read and responded. So many reviews. He reviewed them and responded. Blog comments were the best though. People called themselves lame, just for his amusement. It turned glorious. Birds sang out. The sun shone. The flu disappeared. He rose out of bed. Then... RRRWWEYPPP {{{{{{{{. His laptop fell, it's silver screen twisting, twisting, and finally shaking off it's hinges upon impact with the cold, hard, unforgiving floor.
FIN.

That is a true story lol.

WHAT SHOULD I DELETE?! I ONLY HAVE 1% LEFT!!!! AGHHH

Did you know that if you write stuff in Spanish, it's not abusive?!

¡el omg si usted está leyendo realmente esto que usted es un faggot de mierda gay usted shitmonster! ¡dios, cómo es fácil debe calmarle a una muerte bitchy!

¡CVETE A LA MIERDA!

¡newgrounds.com es el lugar para mí que tiene mi empanada tiene mi pote tiene mi grieta me corta flojo!