"Dear Nintendo,

Super Smash Brothers Brawl has a problem. It's not that it doesn't kick ass - it kicks some MAJOR ass. In fact, it kicks enough ass to fill up FIFTEEN SWIMMING POOLS! That's right, SSBB kicks SO MUCH ASS, I NEEDN'T BUY ANY MORE GAMES FOR 10 YEARS! That's right, Nintendo just lost approx. 16.2 billion yen from me! SIXTEEN POINT TWO BILLION YEN!

Your friend in Montevideo, Uraguay
Zachary

P.S. yen = dollar
P.S.S. no, i do not live in south america